June 14, 2013 at 12:18 PM

Advice on Dating and Kittens

"It’s pretty much the cat or me."

By Georgia the Dog

Ask Georgia

Advice for humans and critters from a dog's eye view.

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Dear Georgia,

We recently brought home a tiny kitten. Have any advice?

Sincerely,

Happiness Is a Warm Kitten


Dear Happiness Is a Warm Kitten,

Yes, I do. Take the little fur ball back where you found it.

Next question.

Yours,

Georgia the Dog


Dear Georgia,

I have been dating a man for about 6 months. Throughout the entire time he seemed to really like my four year old Pomeranian. Yesterday he said he would like for us to move in together, but he had to confess he really didn’t like dogs. I don’t know what to do. On the one hand I really like this guy, but on the other I love my dog. What should I do?

Yours truly,

Dilemma in Dallas


Dear Dilemma in Dallas,

Let me tell you a little story my person told me.

When she lived in Atlanta, she had a cat named Sherlock. At the time of this story she and Sherlock had been together for about four years. She had been dating a handsome, interesting, fun loving journalist for about seven months. She really liked him, and the Journalist and Sherlock seemed to get along great. One night the Journalist took her out to dinner at a romantic restaurant. In the middle of the candle lit dinner, the Journalist looked deep into her eyes and said, “I would really like for us to move in together. I love you and would like to take our relationship to the next level. I have to confess, though, I truly hate cats. They just freak me out. It’s pretty much the cat or me.”

Without hesitating my person responded, “Did you want to break up now or wait for dessert?”

Enough said.

Yours,

Georgia the Dog

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